Lo, and the Lord sayeth to the Spinmeister: 'Let My Pharmalot Go!'
But the Spinmeister was a cunning strategist and spoke out of both sides of his mouth. And still he enslaved poor Pharmalot. And so the Lord visited excruciating plagues upon the Spinmeister:
Sid Wolfe; Marcia Angell; David Graham; Peter Rost; Henry Waxman; Mark Lanier; Chuck Grassley; Mike Loucks, and Jerry Avorn.
Yet, the Spinmeister would not relent, and so the Lord slayed the compensation prince in each House of Pills. And finally, the Spinmeister banished poor Pharmalot, who took his magic laptop and then wandered the Short Hills of New Jersey in search of the Promised Truth.
But lo, the Spinmeister sent his army of flacks after poor Pharmalot. A mighty babble was heard across the land. Suddenly, the Lord parted the sea of chariots on the Garden State Parkway and Pharmalot crossed. And the flacks were crushed, their tongues tied forever.
And Pharmalot held a feast in honor of the Lord and to remember the miracle.