For those who missed Dr. Stephen Colbert, Doctor of Fine Arts, explain the other night how he cheats death, we thought you may enjoy his humble musings about various meds designed to improve lives. For instance, he notes Cephalon's Nuvigil, which may soon be approved to treat jet-lag disorder, is "so much more effective than the old remedy – going to sleep." There's also Vaxistare for restless eyelid syndrome and, for women with libido issues, he introduces Vaxawang, which causes women to grow a penis but, Colbert cautions, one should "consult a physician if your penis lasts more than four hours."
Thanks to Drug Channels' Adam Fein
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Priceless! Very precious posting, Ed! Ironic that it’s so close to reality. A photo of the new syringes now employed to administer H1N1 shots might be informative. I don’t ever recall the syringes being quite so long and large-bore. Is this in anticipation of governmental mandates? With RFID chip implant “innovations” already here (FDA “approved”), and nanotechnology on the horizon, we won’t need to wear Prescott Pharma’s cell phone helmet, will we. Since we are told by "experts" that our immune system could handle as many as 10000 vaccines, the next generation “drugs” might well become weekly innovative “innoculations” against all “cancers”, E.D., hypoactive libido, every microbe on the planet, restless legs, twitching eyelids, jet lag, wrong-headed thinking, sadness, bad political persuasion, and so on. It's really all about controlling us.
Boo hoo. Can't get the "international availability" link to work.
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try these links. perhaps one of them will give you international availability.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/120300/the-colbert-report-cheating-death-alzheimers-jet-lag-and-female-libido http://www.drugchannels.net/2010/01/colbert-takes-on-cephalons-nuvigil.html http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/261499/january-12-2010/cheating-death---alzheimer-s--jet-lag---female-libido
Here's a link to all of Dr. Colbert's Cheating Death segments:
http://www.colbertnation.com/video/tag/Cheating+Death
Many worthy entries in this important medical series!
Regards, Adam
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